23 Reasons to Date the Girl Who Drinks Wine

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Wine. How classy people get wasted. Wine drinkers might get a bad rap for being pretentious, but the wine drinking girl is no stuffy elitist. Yes, she’s got style and flair, but she’s also fun, sharp and dead sexy.

by Charlotte Ahlin

Wine. How classy people get wasted. Wine drinkers might get a bad rap for being pretentious, but the wine drinking girl is no stuffy elitist.  Yes, she’s got style and flair, but she’s also fun, sharp and dead sexy. The girl who drinks wine will never fail to intoxicate:

  1. She’s got sophisticated taste. This is a girl who can talk to you about Beckett and Hemingway and still get smashed and dance like a fool.
  2. Wine makes you live forever. (Well, red wine has antioxidants, but it’s still probably healthier than a 6-pack)
  3. She’s a romantic. Expect affection and decadent gifts to pair with your intelligent conversation.
  4. She usually has more than one variety of good cheese at home. Also, crackers. Possibly grapes.
  5. Wine is a totally acceptable day drink. And night drink. And plane drink.
  6. If she knows her chardonnay from her cabernet, chances are she knows her food, too. Get ready for some truly delectable food-and-wine pairings.
  7. Wine drunk is so much more cheerful and less… sloppy… than tequila trashed.
  8. Witty comebacks sound better with a wine glass in your hand.
  9. She’s likes the finer things in life. She’s likely to treat you to chocolates and massages and bubble baths by candlelight.
  10. She knows how to keep it chic on a budget. No one needs to know that’s a $5 bottle of wine from Trader Joe’s.
  11. She can wield a corkscrew like a pro.
  12. Wine is straight up sexy. There’s a reason it was the official drink of orgies in Ancient Greece.
  13. No beer breath or belches.
  14. She’s good at looking together, no matter what. A wine glass always makes you look elegant, even if it’s your sixth glass.
  15. She can appreciate a good drink. She’s no basic vodka bitch trying to get hammered as quickly as possible.
  16. She probably knows at least one phrase in French.
  17. Wine tasting will make you feel fancy and pleasantly sleepy. (The red pairs very nicely with the white…)
  18. If she doesn’t take a good drink for granted, chances are she’s not taking you for granted, either.
  19. She’s never going to nag you for wanting a drink with every meal.
  20. She’s just as happy swigging straight from the bottle in bed as she is sipping champagne in a swanky restaurant.
  21. The dedicated wine-drinking lady probably owns at least one equally classy set of lingerie.
  22. She knows how to find the cheap wines that don’t taste like battery acid.
  23. She’s never going to disappoint in a social situation. This is a girl who knows how to handle herself.

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